Foutaises !

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people who think i’m attractive:

  1. my mom
  2. nobody
  3. nobody
  4. no one 

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I wonder if anybody’s actually had feelings for me, like actually got upset or mad over little things I did and got jealous and confused over me and thought about me on a regular basis. I feel like I’m the only person that ever really cares about anyone and that nobody’s ever felt that way for me.

(Source: drinking, via waitaugustus)


Cover of a French song : Papaoutai (Stromae) by an Amsterdam duo.

When someone calls me attractive 


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"He always gets in on it, doesn’t he?"



If you ever think you did something embarrassing just remember that I had a really hot waiter one time and i was gonna order double pepperoni pizza but I looked him dead in the eye and accidentally asked for double penetration pizza in front of my whole family

Stop reblogging my failure

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